Thursday, December 17, 2015

Final

1. Some of my favorite writing pieces done this semester are the story arch created between ben, riley, and I. This was a fun and magical series of random short stories that weave together to make the best sweater a reader has ever worn. The story arch involved, Rico Sanchez, Kermit the flipping Frog, and Jame. Jame being the latest installation to the story arch really stuck a chord on many's hearts. But the story arch has finally come to an end. I had many good times with Riley and Ben writing these stories and I hope I find more joy in writing elsewhere.

2. At the beginning of the class I read a story from someone. I don't remember who wrote it or much about it but I do remember being thoroughly impressed. Other things I read were peoples I am From poems. I enjoyed reading these poems because I do not know many people in our class and this helped me get to know them a little better.

3. When we set up our blogs I had no idea as to what I wanted to do. I knew I wanted it to have a theme that I could continually write about and that was about it. Ben, Riley, and I seemed to be leaning towards having blog titles that were puns. I think Riley came up with Kermit the Blog and at first I didn't like it but it grew on me. I feel like most of the views on my blog come from the classroom and internet monitors. I hope Jason Seagull saw my blog. He would've loved it I just know. I don't know if I will continue to write in my blog after the class is over. Maybe someday. Maybe someday.

4. I am not a huge fan of my journal. It has been mostly destroyed in my backpack but new children fill the playgrounds and I am old. In my journal you may find me reminiscing memories or drawing doodles. I also have a lot of acrostics. I for sure will not continue to journal. I hate hand cramps too much.

5. It was the perfect lift off. Is what most people would say if the rocket house didn't blow up 10,000ft  in the air. It was the classic up plot. Old man has a good life but when things stop going his way he decides to skip town. This guy tried to go all bill nye though He literalyy tried to drop a ton of baking soda in a bath of vinegar. THe technology just wasnt't there.

6.Pizza Pie. Oh my. Why oh why my pizza pie. Why do I cry, pizza pie. Oh my. These are the thoughts that rattle my mind. As I eat a pizza pie so good. I want to die. When I finish, a heavy sigh. The year was 1979. The place was Papa Jays.  It wasn't the restaurant though. We were college roommates, and he was experimenting with different pizza recipes to find the perfect one.  He was determined to find better ingredients, and therefore better pizza.  That was papa's philosophy.  Eventually he did find the perfect recipe with my help, and he became one of the most popular chefs of all time.  The secret ingredient was a little more salt. THis recipe took papa to new heights he never imagined himself at. He soared abouve all pizza both past present and future. Your good old pal Kermit tried to sue him. It went all the way to the supreme court. Its the famous Kermit Papa case. From this case came the 78th amendment. This ammendment illigalized any use of LSD, cocain, and or, tobacci in pizza product. Papa had hooked the country on drugs. He was put to death immediatly. And the prezeydent awarded me Kermit. With Free pizza for life. Your welcome world. Your Welcome all. Your friend Kermit saved the pizza pie. After this day Kermit was recognized nationally as the King of Pizza. At first this was a gleeful time for the world. Pizza peace was established across the world and foreign pizza relations with the Italians were top notch. Oh how I miss those times. Fore they did not last long. Soon the pizza power was too much for Kermit. Like Lucifer after the fall. A once magnificent beast plagued to haunt the world of its folly. 

7. In the future I plan to write creatively for entertainment. Writing creatively is a fun way to relax and have fun. In school writing you are more bound down to a structure and can't be as creative. 

8. Ive enjoyed reading everyones papers and there is a lot of talent in this classroom. I hope you all continue to write and change the world with your writine.


Tuesday, December 8, 2015

A Christmas Time Haiku is My Gift to You.

yo its Christmas time
time for santa, time for love
just get out there man


yo whats up with snow
why you be falling, just stop
just stop, just stop, stop



When santa comes here
We all get happy right here
So stay away ya creeps


Hey Merry Christmas
Lets all be friends together
Lets watch the snow fall