Check out my yacht in the bay, Stacy.
I got it at Macy's
Want to go get pizza from Caceys?
Lets go to America.
I want to leave Erica.
For you.
I've filed the divorce papers.
We can go get new neighbors.
They'll probably be Quakers.
The haters will be our motivators.

Hilarious mix of colonial history and modern references from a Monet painting. Well done.
ReplyDeleteAmusing rhyme scheme. I used to have this painting on the wall of my room when I was a teenager! This is not the story I imagined. : )
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