I’d cancel Mondays and also
Refried beans, those things are gross man.
If I were in charge of the world there would
be more Jason Seagull
and more Christmas music
If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn’t have Frog Genocide
You wouldn’t have Stupid Toads
You wouldn’t have Rerefried Beans
Or “ Hey you can’t put your hand up there!”
You wouldn’t even have your hand up there
No one tells Kermit what to do.
If I were in charge of the world
A matched potato would be a vegetable.
All animals would agree frogs are the best animals
And a person who sometimes forgot they were green
And sometimes forgot they were a frog would still
Be in charge of the world.

"No one tells Kermit what to do!" :)
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