Monday, September 21, 2015

If I Were In Charge of the World



















If I were in charge of the world
I’d cancel Mondays and also
Refried beans, those things are gross man.

If I were in charge of the world there would
 be more Jason Seagull and more Christmas music

If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn’t have Frog Genocide
You wouldn’t have Stupid Toads
You wouldn’t have Rerefried Beans
Or “ Hey you can’t put your hand up there!”
You wouldn’t even have your hand up there
No one tells Kermit what to do.

If I were in charge of the world
A matched potato would be a vegetable.
All animals would agree frogs are the best animals
And a person who sometimes forgot they were green
And sometimes forgot they were a frog would still
Be in charge of the world.



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