It was a perfect lift off. Is what most people would have said if the rocket house didn't blow up when it hit the elevation on 10,000 ft. It was the classic UP plot. Old man has a happy life but when things start not going his way he decides to skip town. This guy tried to go all Bill Nye though by just dropping a ton (literally a ton) of baking soda into his bathtub full of vinegar. The technology just wasn't there. This travesty sparked a tradition in the community that has been carried out for many a generation. The Cincinnati Lift Off is what they called it. Why Cincinnati I don't know. Im pretty sure they lived in Cleveland but whatever bro. Whats that? Oh ok I'l tell them Eric. Eric just told me it was because the old mans name was Cincinnati. Thanks Eric! So this tradish has been going on for about 17 years by this point in the present as I am telling this story right now in the present not the past but right now. Now. YOLO.
This was the year Tonto was going to make his first appearance in five years since Tony beat him. Boy did he beat hime. It was pretty bad guys. Yes there was blood and yes people did die, but the spirit of the game lived on. And that spirit strived in Tontos body. Like a nice tomato in a good marinara. Mmmmmmm I love marinara. Hey Eric could we get carry out from Zios tonight? No I want the Marinara. Eric are you listening? I always get the marinara why would I get the fetching? Oh I need a new attitude? Maybe I need a new assistant your fired! POW POW! Wait Eric Im sorry I didn't mean it. Oh God Why! It all happened so fast! Sniffle. He was the best assistant I ever had, but a better friend…
R.I.P. Eric
"The technology just wasn't there." : )
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