Scare Tactics

Kermit’s Spooky Halloween: In The Style Of Scare Tactics

WOOOOOOOoooooooh. Happy Halloween Everybody! Hope your getting in the spooky spirit as the trick or treating season is approaching. But first let me tell you a story of old. So old you probably wont believe me. But that’s ok cause I actually make up most of my stories anyway. About two years ago your papi Kermit here decided to go on a huge pranking streak after getting laid off from his night shift at Best Buy. So I called up my good ol buddy big bird. He loves pranking. Jason Seagull tagged along as well. He’s always there for me. Oh what a guy. We three kings set out to set the record for most tricks pulled in one trick or treat run. Bird man insisted that we start at this guy named James house. So we hauled over there. I being the frog of the group ribbeted the door bell. Rib bit. No one came. I hopped on around back rabbit rabbet. Hamm. Something mischievous was going on in there. I called the Seaman around back to see if he could get a better look. Oh my lanta Was all he said. 

He gave me a quick look of disbelief and then turned into a seagull and flapped his way into all our hearts as Marshall Ericksen in the hit TV series. How I Met Your Mother. But he actually did leave. So it was just the bird and I. I started getting freaked out about how yellow he was. We hopped into a yellow taxi. I saw a bird flying. Taxi bird, yes its all coming together. I just solved a case I got about eight years ago. Too late now though. That whole family died. Wait is big bird a murderer? This is getting real spooky man. How’d I get at this pond? Slowly a giant frog emerges from the water uttering nonsensical jibberish pish posh magosh about killing humans. Some people get too carried away with the holiday. Well I never ended up pranking anybody but I did get one thing. Come closer and I’ll show you. Boo!