Kermit the Pizza King Revised

Pizza Pie. Oh my. Why oh why my pizza pie. Why do I cry, pizza pie. Oh my. These are the thoughts that rattle my mind. As I eat a pizza pie so good. I want to die. When I finish, a heavy sigh. The year was 1979. The place was Papa Jays.  It wasn't the restaurant though. We were college roommates, and he was experimenting with different pizza recipes to find the perfect one.  He was determined to find better ingredients, and therefore better pizza.  That was papa's philosophy.  Eventually he did find the perfect recipe with my help, and he became one of the most popular chefs of all time.  The secret ingredient was a little more salt. THis recipe took papa to new heights he never imagined himself at. He soared abouve all pizza both past present and future. Your good old pal Kermit tried to sue him. It went all the way to the supreme court. Its the famous Kermit Papa case. From this case came the 78th amendment. This ammendment illigalized any use of LSD, cocain, and or, tobacci in pizza product. Papa had hooked the country on drugs. He was put to death immediatly. And the prezeydent awarded me Kermit. With Free pizza for life. Your welcome world. Your Welcome all. Your friend Kermit saved the pizza pie. After this day Kermit was recognized nationally as the King of Pizza. At first this was a gleeful time for the world. Pizza peace was established across the world and foreign pizza relations with the Italians were top notch. Oh how I miss those times. Fore they did not last long. Soon the pizza power was too much for Kermit. Like Lucifer after the fall. A once magnificent beast plagued to haunt the world of its folly.